A Confession

This is taking a lot of courage on my part, but I can't stand dealing with this any longer. No one really knows, but I have a drinking problem. This is something I have tried to keep to myself, but I feel like I should let everyone finally know. How can I get help for my problem if I am hiding it from the world. While I am not an alcoholic by any means, I do drink an occasional beer. The even bigger problem is that I don't really feel guilty during, or after drinking it. I know that I maybe should, and that is even harder for me to deal with. So, some may ask what my real problem is. Well, I like to drink my beer from a glass, "on the rocks" if you will. Every time I pour it into the glass, it foams up like crazy. I have to wait and wait for the suds to slowly fall before I can pour more in. It seems to take me 20 minutes to fill one glass from one can of beer. You would think this would give me time to deter myself from drinking it, but I still give in every time. So, there you have it. I have confessed, and I hope you all won't look at me any differently. Oh, did I mention that it is Root Beer? That MIGHT be an important thing for me to let you know. Happy April Fool's Day!!!! If anyone has any suggestions for my drinking problem I would love to hear them. :)