McQueen's Bedtime Story

McQueen wanted to tell us a bed time story (that he made up as he went) on Saturday night. I took out the computer and started typing as fast as my little fingers would go. Now, I am able to share this story, filled with plot twists and turns, adventure, Halloween, and excitement. I hope you enjoy his first published story, here it is below:

"Once upon a time there was an ugly witch. Then she made a potion that turned skeletons into witch wands. Then a big Milky (if you don't know who that is, you can search the blog archives) came and sat on the witch and pooped on her. Then a skeleton lifted up Milky to save his friend the witch. The witch then invited them over for dinner. A ghost came and knocked on the door and the "hided" because the ghost was mean. He almost found the witch, but the witch "hided" really well and waved her wand and said, "alacazam, alacazam" and waved her wand and turned everyone into a frog to hide. And then the witch used her wand to turn them back into what they were. Then she set a trap for the ghost. She put a big hammer right at the top of it and if there was an x on the floor and you were standing on it, you would die. Then a cow was right next to them in the next house and the next house was full of witches. Then the witch came and found one vampire in it. She waved her wand and said "alacazam" and turned that vampire into a duck. Then it changed into a duck and he was a duck alright, and he said quack quack all the way to his house and said, "I hate stupid witches." Then someone named Tinkerbell came who was a witch and she turned the vampire back into a vampire. And the vampires name was McQueen. Then somebody named Milky who was a black cat came and said to Tinkerbell, "hey where is that vampire going?" Tinkerbell said, "I have no idea." Then she made a potion and it had a grab nabber in the potion and she made an x with chalk and whoever got on the x would get picked up with the grab nabber and they would get dropped into a pile of garbage. Then one of McQueen’s friends caught him before he landed in the garbage. Then someone named Daddo came who was the ghost. He was the one who caught McQueen before he landed in the garbage. Then the wife came and her name was Ashley and she was a girl ghost. So, vampire McQueen then climbed up a wall and jumped off the wall and landed on his feet. Then Daddy the ghost came and caught him before he landed, but then McQueen got on his dirt bike and his dirt bike had some teeth and it could grab out. If it grabbed your car, your car would explode. Then they all went on their dirt bikes on a hill that was so deep with the dirt that they made it up just in time and they did a pop-a-wheely as they were falling off the mountain. It was a good thing they had parachutes on their dirt bikes or they would have landed dead! Then they went together to have a snack and they had Hello Kitty fruit snacks,strawberries, and blueberries. Then they ran and they had rocket shoes, that’s cool, but then their rocket shoes bring them all the way up to a palace. Then it brought them to the leaning tower of Egis. Then the leaning tower of Egis, ('McQueen do you mean Egypt? Oh, yeah, right. There really is a place on the earth called that Tinkerbell!') they found instruments and played them until the cops came. Then McQueen, the vampire "bited" the good cop and then good thing they didn’t end up in jail or else they would have to talk to the judge and do everything. Then, Luke Skywalker came and he was really the real McQueen. He opened his light-saber and killed evil fake vampire McQueen. THE END!"